From the 2007 Holiday LP:
This is track #8, a parody of Run-D.M.C.’s “Christmas In Hollis” from the 1987 album A Very Special Christmas.
It refers to the following events that were major Pinellas County news in 2007:
“Bachelor” winner Mary Delgado’s attack on the Bachelor
Largo’s city manager fired for being transgendered
Music by Run-D.M.C. & Rick Rubin
Lyrics by Timothy Burke
Vocals & additional samples by Timothy Burke