VIDEO: Come to North Dakota, where we’ll hold you hostage

I like when states promote themselves. The Sprit of Massachusetts is the Spirit of America, Virginia is for Lovers, et cetera. But this spot from North Dakota, which ran during halftime of the Everton-Manchester City match on a Saturday morning on Fox Soccer Channel, IS TERRIFYING.

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Boy, those people sure seem happy to be in North Dakota. And not at all like they’re reading lines at gunpoint.

Author: bubbaprog

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