Winter Classic: Washington vs Pittsburgh

@mlse Wow, the ice in Pittsburgh looks atrocious.

@jonahkeri Totally want the maroon velvet suit the NHL Classic anthem singer is wearing. Like, now.

OVIE FALL DOWN GO BOOM.

@bruce_arthur Luckily, Colin Campbell can suspend David Steckel from rinkside for that blatant blindside head shot on Sidney Crosby. Or just execute him.

If only girls responded like this when I grab them there.

@KSJ49 Where can I buy a Sharks Letterman jacket like the jackets the Caps and Pens coaches are wearing?

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