Panthers vs Falcons

@bubbaprog: BREAKING: Billionaire CEO attacked with pneumonia-inducing substance by own employees

@nude_tayne: “Do you think you can get away with dumping Gatorade on my 6 thousand dollar suit? COME ON!”

@sportspickle Falcons dumped a cooler on Arthur Blank. He’s 68. That’s attempted murder on someone that age.

Author: bubbaprog

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