Dolphins vs Patriots

@bubbaprog BEWARE ALGE CRUMPLER. He is collaborating with the gingers.

@brookbristow BREAKING: Already down by two touchdowns in the first quarter, the Miami Dolphins huddle to debate moving to the Big Ten.

@usfvoodoo5 Apparently Miami and Cleveland watched “Little Fockers” this week instead of game film.

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