TicketCity Bowl: Northwestern vs Texas Tech

@worstfan Texas Tech’s offense is Jeff Goldblum in “The Fly”; by the end, I expect it to just be an amorphous blob of punting and suck.

@bubbaprog In TicketCity, there’s.. uh… plenty of tickets available!

ramzyn Hunter Bates’ leg has been downgraded to dangling, shredded limb.

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The man behind Mocksession since 1999. Formerly of Deadspin and The Daily Beast.