@CursedCleveland Did Mark Ingram not pay attention to the Pinstripe Bowl or OSU/Michigan? He’s lucky it’s not a Big Ten officiating crew.

@ramzyn That’s the second reference to Alabama’s depth without acknowledging its summertime roster liposuction program.

@sportsbroad Bad decision, bama bro.

@Bubbaprog I DON’T CARE TO HOW YOU PLEASURE YOURSELF

@amandarykoff Watched the Capital One Bowl for five minutes. Saw two Alabama TDs. Ok then. Way to show up, Sparty.

@edsbs Kirk Cousins isn’t a Pez dispenser, right? Because a neck should not snap back that far without candy popping out of it.

@RickMuscles Currently trying to determine the over/under on ribs broken in the Capital 1 Bowl.

“I owe it all to the pickles.”