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		<title>Ten-Year-Old Found Naked And Drunk</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2013 03:18:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<title>I Wish My Girlfriend Had A Box</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2013 02:11:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<title>Revisiting Classic Hits By Microsoft Songsmith: &#8220;Buddy Holly,&#8221; Very Depressing Version</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2013 14:56:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's so happy! (It's not happy.)]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Songsmith">Microsoft Songsmith</a> was a program released in January 2009 that was intended to create musical backing to any song you sang into it. It worked horribly, and was promoted by a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oGFogwcx-E&#038;feature=player_embedded">ridiculous commercial</a> that went viral. </p>
<p>I subverted the program with a project called Classic Hits By Microsoft Songsmith, in which I fed the isolated vocal tracks of famous songs into the program, had it randomly choose genres, then matched the output back to the original video. The project drew attention from the </em>New York Times<em>, the London </em>Guardian<em> and NPR. The videos have long been swept from YouTube, but here I will present the original videos I created for posterity&#8217;s sake.</em></p>
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		<title>Revisiting Classic Hits By Microsoft Songsmith: &#8220;Eye Of The Tiger,&#8221; Bob Seger Version</title>
		<link>http://mocksession.com/2013/01/revisiting-classic-hits-by-microsoft-songsmith-eye-of-the-tiger-bob-seger-version/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=revisiting-classic-hits-by-microsoft-songsmith-eye-of-the-tiger-bob-seger-version</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 06:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Survivor, as performed by Bob Seger.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Songsmith">Microsoft Songsmith</a> was a program released in January 2009 that was intended to create musical backing to any song you sang into it. It worked horribly, and was promoted by a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oGFogwcx-E&#038;feature=player_embedded">ridiculous commercial</a> that went viral. </p>
<p>I subverted the program with a project called Classic Hits By Microsoft Songsmith, in which I fed the isolated vocal tracks of famous songs into the program, had it randomly choose genres, then matched the output back to the original video. The project drew attention from the </em>New York Times<em>, the London </em>Guardian<em> and NPR. The videos have long been swept from YouTube, but here I will present the original videos I created for posterity&#8217;s sake.</em></p>
<p>Classic Hits By Microsoft Songsmith: &#8220;Eye Of The Tiger&#8221; by Survivor (originally created 21 January 2009)<br />
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		<title>Avenue C looks a bit different</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2012 02:12:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<title>THEY S&#8217;POSED TO BE SEC</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2012 02:55:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[THEY S'POSED TO BE SEC]]></description>
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		<title>Come On His Face</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2012 02:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do what, Michael?]]></description>
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		<title>Cranky Old Man Arkansas Fan Is Cranky About Bobby Petrino</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 05:53:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HE CAN LIE TO HIS WIFE! ]]></description>
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		<title>BAY BAY!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 16:29:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For all the Amy Poehler lovers...]]></description>
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		<title>Revisiting Classic Hits By Microsoft Songsmith: &#8220;Roxanne,&#8221; Calypso Version</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 15:28:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We revisit a series from three years ago, in which we turned popular music upside down and perhaps sent it into another dimension.]]></description>
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<p>I subverted the program with a project called Classic Hits By Microsoft Songsmith, in which I fed the isolated vocal tracks of famous songs into the program, had it randomly choose genres, then matched the output back to the original video. The project drew attention from the </em>New York Times<em>, the London </em>Guardian<em> and NPR. The videos have long been swept from YouTube, but here I will present the original videos I created for posterity&#8217;s sake.</em></p>
<p>Classic Hits By Microsoft Songsmith: &#8220;Roxanne&#8221; by The Police (originally created 14 January 2009)</p>
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		<title>Charles Barkley describes what happened the first time he saw &#8220;9 1/2 Weeks&#8221; on Cinemax</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 03:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eww, Chuck.]]></description>
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		<title>Lou Holtz&#8217; Advice To Young Ladies Who Have Premarital Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 22:02:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You're gonna get knocked up!]]></description>
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		<title>Mocksession On TV</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:07:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks, KENS-TV San Antonio!]]></description>
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<p>I don&#8217;t believe I said any of those things, but no matter! Hello KENS-TV!</p>
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		<title>OH TOSTITOS</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 04:45:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OH TOSTITOS]]></description>
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		<title>The most horrifying video ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 04:44:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FERGIE?]]></description>
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		<title>Holiday Music Countdown: &#8220;Christmas In Pinellas&#8221; (2007)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 13:41:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Featuring the best moments in Pinellas County of 2007!]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From the 2007 Holiday LP:</p>
<p><img alt="" src="http://entertainmentweakly.com/holiday2007/frontcover-t.jpg" class="aligncenter" width="352" height="352" /></p>
<p>This is track #8, a parody of Run-D.M.C.&#8217;s &#8220;Christmas In Hollis&#8221; from the 1987 album <em>A Very Special Christmas</em>.</p>
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<p>It refers to the following events that were major Pinellas County news in 2007:</p>
<p><a href="http://majikthise.typepad.com/majikthise_/2007/01/blogger_rachel_.html" target="_blank">Rachel &#038; The Homeless Guy</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www2.tbo.com/news/news/2008/apr/16/dui-case-ex-buc-boston-opts-reckless-driving-plea-ar-158536/" target="_blank">David Boston&#8217;s DUI</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/accidents/hulk-hogan-settles-lawsuit-over-sons-crash-that-injured-john-graziano/1074446" target="_blank">Hulk Hogan&#8217;s son&#8217;s car wreck</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/the_bachelor_6/2007_Nov_23_mary_delgado_arrested" target="_blank">&#8220;Bachelor&#8221; winner Mary Delgado&#8217;s attack on the Bachelor</a></p>
<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Stanton" target="_blank">Largo&#8217;s city manager fired for being transgendered</a></p>
<p>Music by Run-D.M.C. &#038; Rick Rubin<br />
Lyrics by Timothy Burke<br />
Vocals &#038; additional samples by Timothy Burke</p>
<p>(<a href="http://entertainmentweakly.com/music/pinellas.mp3">Download the mp3</a>)</p>
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		<title>INFOGRAPHIC: Where do they like them girls with the Dazzey Duks?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 04:22:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An infographic 18 years in the making.]]></description>
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		<title>Holiday Music Countdown: &#8220;Don&#8217;t Need Anything&#8221; (2007)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 04:31:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's a very pretty song, and thus it should be obvious I did not write it.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From the 2007 Holiday LP:</p>
<p><img alt="" src="http://entertainmentweakly.com/holiday2007/frontcover-t.jpg" class="aligncenter" width="352" height="352" /></p>
<p>This is track #1, a cover of Glen Phillips&#8217; &#8220;Don&#8217;t Need Anything&#8221; from his 2005 album <em>Winter Pays for Summer</em>.</p>
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<p>Lyrics &#038; Music written by Glen Phillips<br />
Vocals &#038; Yamaha piano by Timothy Burke</p>
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		<title>Holiday Music Countdown: &#8220;An Anarchism Christmas&#8221; (2006)</title>
		<link>http://mocksession.com/2011/12/holiday-music-countdown-an-anarchism-christmas-2006/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=holiday-music-countdown-an-anarchism-christmas-2006</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 19:58:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Holiday music, punk rock style.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s track #3 from the 2006 Holiday EP, and it rings as true today for some of the #Occupy elements as it did five years ago.</p>
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<p>Music &#038; <a href="http://entertainmentweakly.com/music/lyrics/anarchymix.txt" target="_blank">Lyrics</a> (c)2006 Timothy Burke<br />
Vocals, guitars, drums, bass: Timothy Burke</p>
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		<title>Holiday Music Countdown: &#8220;Ain&#8217;t No Superstition&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 02:17:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In which we did our best Kanye impersonation, and refer to Mike Lowell.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From the 2008 Holiday Single:</p>
<p><a href='http://cdn.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2008HolidaySingle.jpg'><a href='http://mocksession.com/wp-content/imagescaler/a9e58de6e5a1ad28caac8889db55e60c.jpg'><img alt="" src="http://mocksession.com/wp-content/imagescaler/a9e58de6e5a1ad28caac8889db55e60c.jpg" class="aligncenter" width="352" height="361" imagescaler="http://mocksession.com/wp-content/imagescaler/498a2ca4d5bc29f744a7fe579c08367a.jpg" /></a></a></p>
<p>With a cover and song inspired by the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/808s_%26_Heartbreak">relevant Kanye West record of the time</a>, we only had time to record one track in 2008, but it wasn&#8217;t bad,</p>
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<p>Samples to great degree Stevie Wonder&#8217;s 1972 song &#8220;Superstition.&#8221; Other production: Timothy Burke<br />
Lyrics (c)2008 Timothy Burke</p>
<p>(<a href="http://mocksession.com/media/AintNoSuperstition.m4a">Download the m4a</a>)</p>
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		<title>Holiday Music Countdown: &#8220;Holiday In Bavaria&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://mocksession.com/2011/12/holiday-music-countdown-holiday-in-bavaria/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=holiday-music-countdown-holiday-in-bavaria</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 16:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[POLKA TIME!!!!]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From the 2007 Holiday LP:</p>
<p><img alt="" src="http://entertainmentweakly.com/holiday2007/frontcover-t.jpg" class="aligncenter" width="352" height="352" /></p>
<p>This is track #5, an original polka in German &#038; English written &#038; performed by yours truly.</p>
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<p><a href="http://entertainmentweakly.com/music/lyrics/holidayinbavaria.txt" target="_blank">Lyrics</a> (c)2007 Timothy Burke<br />
Vocals, accordion, glockenspiel, tuba, and all other instruments: Timothy Burke</p>
<p>(<a href="http://entertainmentweakly.com/music/holidayinbavaria.mp3">Download the mp3</a>)</p>
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		<title>Holiday Music Countdown: &#8220;Ring Baby Ring&#8221; (2007)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 04:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of a handful of holiday mashups I've created, this one pairs K7 up with Peggy Lee.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From the 2007 Holiday LP:</p>
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<p>This is track #6, a mashup of K7&#8242;s 1993 hit &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbd2PBO3k6w" target="_blank">Come Baby Come</a>&#8221; and Peggy Lee&#8217;s 1953 version of &#8220;Ring Those Christmas Bells.&#8221; Enjoy.</p>
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		<title>Holiday Music Countdown: &#8220;Bernie &amp; the Boomer&#8221; (2006)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 01:43:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our second song in the countdown is the most explicitly sports-related of any holiday song I've ever recorded.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This was track #2 on the 2006 EP, and refers to Westwood One&#8217;s coverage of the Christmas Eve game between Tampa Bay &#038; the Browns played in Cleveland when Marv Albert &#038; Boomer Esiason were the radio team (and Bernie was still married). </p>
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<p>It&#8217;s a parody of Dar Williams&#8217; 1996 song <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9H9Fi4Qcus" target="_blank">&#8220;The Christians and the Pagans&#8221;</a> though knowing that isn&#8217;t essential to appreciating &#8220;Bernie &#038; the Boomer.&#8221;</p>
<p>Music written by Dar Williams<br />
Lyrics (c)2006 Timothy Burke</p>
<p>Vocals, guitar, organ, all other instruments: Timothy Burke</p>
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		<title>Holiday Music Countdown: &#8220;Don&#8217;t Feel Like Christmas At All&#8221; (2005)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 16:58:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The annual holiday countdown starts with the original track that started it all.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Every year on some medium we do a music countdown of previous years&#8217; holiday songs, a tradition which started in 2005 when I wrote this little ditty about being in Florida for my first holiday season but it feeling&#8230;otherwise.</p>
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<p>Credits:</p>
<p>Music, lyrics written: (c)2005 Timothy Burke<br />
Guitar &#038; vocals: Timothy Burke</p>
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		<title>VIDEO: Fan runs on the field in London at Buccaneers-Bears game</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 20:02:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I believe they call it a "pitch invasion" there.]]></description>
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		<title>Budweiser would have you think the Buccaneers play in an Anaheim baseball stadium</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 19:42:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Next you'll tell me Budweiser's trying to pass their swill off as BEER.]]></description>
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<p>Look at all those Bucs fans tailgating! Except Raymond James stadium doesn&#8217;t have paved parking next to it. So where are these Tampa Bay fans?</p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/100_0834.jpg"><a href='http://cdn.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/100_0834.jpg'><a href='http://mocksession.com/wp-content/imagescaler/b6e5c9eaa09db887e514fb5f2863c574.jpg'><img src="http://mocksession.com/wp-content/imagescaler/b6e5c9eaa09db887e514fb5f2863c574.jpg" alt="" title="100_0834" width="640" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1103" height="480" imagescaler="http://mocksession.com/wp-content/imagescaler/353334d6f09f772ee4f1d8f47d3b691e.jpg" /></a></a></a></p>
<p>Angels Stadium of Anaheim.</p>
<p>(image from <a href="http://stock350i.mlblogs.com/2011/08/09/8-3-2011-angels-stadium-of-anaheim/">MLBlogs</a>.)</p>
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		<title>VIDEO: Bill Cowher blasts Rams for going to the World Series</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 16:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill Cowher is not fond of St. Louis.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: ESPN anchor Todd Grisham calls Oklahoma loss &#8220;A Trail Of Tears&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 05:37:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Inexcusable.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Wild Ending to Michigan State-Wisconsin</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 03:54:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was a wild ending!]]></description>
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		<title>MOCKSESSION VIDEO: Tulsa coach Bill Blankenship in: &#8220;HOW BIZARRE&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://mocksession.com/2011/10/mocksession-video-tulsa-coach-bill-blankenship-in-how-bizarre/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=mocksession-video-tulsa-coach-bill-blankenship-in-how-bizarre</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 01:35:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOW BIZARRE, HOW BIZARRE]]></description>
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<p>Video from <strong>Fox Sports</strong>. Music from <strong>OMC</strong>.</p>
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		<title>VIDEO: The forward backward pass</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 20:36:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[minnesota]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fumble the ball forward, get a first down!]]></description>
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<p>Nebraska learned that even the most basic football rules can be turned in your favor, as long as you&#8217;re playing Minnesota. Witness this play on 4th &#038; 1 when Nebraska fumbles a ball forward and somehow ends up with a first down.</p>
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		<title>VIDEO: Streaker leads to brawl in UCLA-Arizona game</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 02:57:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT NAKED GUY FIGHT]]></description>
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		<title>Here&#8217;s @bkabak talking about New York Mass Transit</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 00:07:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He's an expert!]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: In Division II, fair catches are out of bounds</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 23:36:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[ESPN]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Even if they aren't anywhere close to going out of bounds.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: WHIZ-TV reports on WILD ANIMALS ON THE LOOSE</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 03:21:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WILD ANIMALS ON THE LOOSE!]]></description>
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<p>I used to live in Zanesville, Ohio, DMA market #203 of 210 in the United States. WHIZ-TV used to be my local news. Here&#8217;s how they reported Tuesday night on a wild animal outbreak in Muskingum County. </p>
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		<title>Our first million-pageview month!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2011 04:42:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to everyone who supports Mocksession, 30fps, and Gifulmination.]]></description>
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<p>In September the Mocksession network of sites, including this one, <a href="http://30fps.mocksession.com" target="_blank">30fps</a>, and <a href="http://gifulmination.com" target="_blank">Gifulmination</a>, served a total of 1,059,644 pages to 867,161 unique visitors. Thank you for your support! </p>
<p>(And if you&#8217;d like your ads to be viewed by this many people, <a href="mailto:tim@mocksession.com" target="_blank">get a hold of me</a>.)</p>
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		<title>I find this TV spot especially disturbing</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2011 03:40:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Strip club food -- in 30 minutes or less!]]></description>
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<p>The food safety of lunch served in a sleazy strip club is already in question. I&#8217;d prefer you not also be in a rush preparing it.</p>
<p>And yes, you saw Salisbury steak.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;I Have No Voice, And I Must Scream&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://mocksession.com/2011/09/i-have-no-voice-and-i-must-scream/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=i-have-no-voice-and-i-must-scream</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 14:57:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Baseball]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[My firsthand account of "The Most Exciting Night In Baseball History]]></description>
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<p>North Florida forests don&#8217;t look like the forests you&#8217;re used to, forests that grew organically, thick with brush and different flora organisms of different ages, different heights, the haphazard arrangement that lends itself to metaphors. North Florida forests are planned, tightly aligned rows of <em>Pinus elliottii</em>, the slash pine, trees that eventually become Georgia-Pacific paper products. </p>
<p><strong>Ryan Adams</strong> is not from North Florida, but his musical aesthetic is similar to that of our native son <strong>Tom Petty</strong>, and thus Adams&#8217; music is well-suited for a drive through paper tree plantation land. The convertible top down, speeding past trees whose alignment allows you to occasionally see straight through to the prisons or schools or farmhouses miles in the distance, Adams singing:</p>
<p><em>&#8230;I ain&#8217;t ready to go. I&#8217;m never ready to go. Let it ride&#8230;</em></p>
<p>I open my voice to sing along. Nothing comes out.</p>
<p>&#8230;read the rest <a href="http://www.sportsgrid.com/mlb/rays-game-firsthand/" target="_blank">here, at SportsGrid</a>.</p>
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		<title>BIG BORED MONDAY: Week Four</title>
		<link>http://mocksession.com/2011/09/big-bored-monday-week-four/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=big-bored-monday-week-four</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 15:03:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NCAA Football]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[big bored monday]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The best, the worst, and the weirdest of week four.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Yankee Fan + The Pixies Star In &#8220;Broken Face&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://mocksession.com/2011/09/video-yankee-fan-the-pixies-star-in-broken-face/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=video-yankee-fan-the-pixies-star-in-broken-face</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 02:58:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Baseball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[yankees]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It's been a good week for broken faces.]]></description>
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		<title>Jenn Brown calls Cincinnati head coach Butch Jones &#8220;Bitch Jones&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://mocksession.com/2011/09/jenn-brown-calls-cincinnati-head-coach-butch-jones-bitch-jones/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=jenn-brown-calls-cincinnati-head-coach-butch-jones-bitch-jones</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 02:43:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NCAA Football]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[That's an unfortunate choice of letter to screw up.]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Boley stars in: &#8220;Break Your Face&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://mocksession.com/2011/09/michael-boley-stars-in-break-your-face/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=michael-boley-stars-in-break-your-face</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 02:06:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Featuring Talulah Gosh.]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome, visitors!</title>
		<link>http://mocksession.com/2011/09/welcome-wired-visitors/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=welcome-wired-visitors</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 15:43:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click here for a quick orientation.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to everyone who read the article by Erik Malinowski in the October 2011 issue of <em>Wired</em> or arrived here by some other method. Here&#8217;s a brief rundown of the site &#038; how everything works.</p>
<p>Mocksession consists of three sites: Mocksession.com (the site you&#8217;re on now), <a href="http://30fps.mocksession.com" target="_blank">30fps</a>, and <a href="http://gifulmination.com" target="_blank">GIFULMINATION</a>. </p>
<p><a href="http://30fps.mocksession.com">30fps</a> is our screencap project, and <a href="http://gif.mocksession.com">GIFULMINATION</a> is the animated .GIF project. Those are updated several times every day. I URGE YOU TO GO VISIT THEM NOW. Mocksession.com&#8217;s video and editorial content is currently being hosted by my employer, <a href="http://www.sportsgrid.com/author/sportsgrid-video/" target="_blank">SportsGrid</a>, so I recommend you head over there to see the work I&#8217;m doing too.</p>
<p><strong>EDIT:</strong> I am now Video/Assignment Editor at <a href="http://deadspin.com">Deadspin</a>. See my work <a href="http://deadspin.com/people/bubbaprog/posts">here</a>.  </p>
<p>To contact me with questions or about advertising opportunities, <a href="mailto:tim@mocksession.com" target="_blank">email me</a>. For every update to every site, follow me on Twitter at <a href="http://twitter.com/bubbaprog" target="_blank">@bubbaprog</a>. The Mocksession Network will generate more than 1 million pageviews in September, so there&#8217;s a lot of value to be had here.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s some work typical of what I do to start you off:</p>
<p><a href="http://mocksession.com/2011/04/video-loose-ball-foul-starring-ronnie-brewer-anthony-carter/" target="_blank">MOCKSESSION VIDEO: “LOOSE BALL FOUL” starring Ronnie Brewer &#038; Anthony Carter</a></p>
<p><a href="http://mocksession.com/2011/05/notes-on-a-regrettable-weekend-in-deceptive-advertising/" target="_blank">Notes on: A regrettable weekend in deceptive advertising</a></p>
<p><a href="http://mocksession.com/2011/05/mocksession-video-foul-ball-faces/" target="_blank">MOCKSESSION VIDEO: Foul Ball Faces</a></p>
<p><a href="http://mocksession.com/2011/04/notes-on-n-c-a-a-may-as-well-be-s-c-a-m/" target="_blank">Notes on: “N-C-A-A may as well be S-C-A-M”</a></p>
<p><a href="http://mocksession.com/2011/04/nonverbal-communication-at-the-frozen-four/" target="_blank">Nonverbal Communication At the Frozen Four</a></p>
<p>And thanks for checking out Mocksession!</p>
<p>-Tim/Bubbaprog</p>
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		<title>Mocksession has been nominated for a Sports Media Award! (And an introduction to new visitors)</title>
		<link>http://mocksession.com/2011/08/mocksession-has-been-nominated-for-a-sports-media-award/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=mocksession-has-been-nominated-for-a-sports-media-award</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 16:22:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Everything]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We're as surprised as you are.]]></description>
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<p>Many, many thanks to TURF for sponsoring this year&#8217;s Untitled Sports Media Awards Project to be presented at this year&#8217;s Blogs With Balls in New York. Please vote for us at <a href="http://www.facebook.com/TURFZone?sk=app_205174506179089" target="_blank">http://www.facebook.com/TURFZone</a> and congratulations to the other nominees.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re new here, please visit our main sports sites <a href="http://30fps.mocksession.com" target="_blank">30fps</a> and <a href="http://gifulmination.com" target="_blank">GIFULMINATION</a> &#8212; the screencap project and animated sports GIF site, respectively. My video/editorial content can now be found at <a href="http://www.sportsgrid.com/author/sportsgrid-video/" target="_blank">SportsGrid</a>.</p>
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		<title>Bird flu is back&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2011 12:37:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Clearly there is only one solution.]]></description>
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		<title>What if White Michael Vick was black?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 18:36:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can't imagine.]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Glazer vs King Hippo</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 21:46:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The resemblance is striking. ]]></description>
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		<title>Harvey Updyke Soundboard</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 02:13:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<title>Art.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2011 19:07:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I want to have daughters so they can put this poster on their wall.]]></description>
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		<title>Video: José Baez uses &#8220;Who cut the cheese?&#8221; as defense of Casey Anthony</title>
		<link>http://mocksession.com/2011/07/video-jose-baez-uses-who-cut-the-cheese-as-defense-of-casey-anthony/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=video-jose-baez-uses-who-cut-the-cheese-as-defense-of-casey-anthony</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2011 16:18:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[casey anthony]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jose baez]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If the fart smells filthy, she must be not guilty.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Joey Fatone in a fireworks ad</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2011 03:18:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WAT]]></description>
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		<title>AUDIO: Maurice Clarett&#8217;s insightful/bizarre interview with Dan Patrick</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2011 15:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He was on a DIFFERENT LEVEL.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Reporter asks Rep. Weiner if he was &#8220;fully erect&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://mocksession.com/2011/06/video-reporter-asks-rep-weiner-if-he-was-erect/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=video-reporter-asks-rep-weiner-if-he-was-erect</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2011 20:59:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Journalism is dead.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[Edit: It appears this was no "reporter" but some goon from Howard Stern. Regardless, given the inanity of the questions asked by the "real" press, I don't see how this one is all that much more ridiculous.]</p>
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		<title>VIDEO: Charles Barkley on gambling: &#8220;If you&#8217;re at the high stakes table, you&#8217;ve already won&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://mocksession.com/2011/06/video-charles-barkley-on-gambling-if-youre-at-the-high-stakes-table-youve-already-won/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=video-charles-barkley-on-gambling-if-youre-at-the-high-stakes-table-youve-already-won</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2011 15:07:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NO... YOU... HAVEN'T!]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: ESPN botches NASCAR Nationwide Series at Chicago ending &#8212; TWICE</title>
		<link>http://mocksession.com/2011/06/video-espn-botches-nascar-nationwide-series-at-chicago-ending-twice/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=video-espn-botches-nascar-nationwide-series-at-chicago-ending-twice</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jun 2011 03:13:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[AND HERE COMES TREVOR BAYNE that's not trevor bayne you numbskulls]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tonight&#8217;s Nascar Nationwide Series at Chicago race had an exciting ending in which the first two placing cars both ran out of gas on the last lap:</p>
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<p>Which would be fine except the car they thought was Trevor Bayne was actually a car that wasn&#8217;t even on the lead lap. It&#8217;s an easy mistake to make, I mean, BOTH CARS ARE WHITE!</p>
<p>As if this wasn&#8217;t bad enough, the mistake was repeated ten minutes later on <i>SportsCenter</i>: </p>
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<p>Really, truly unbelievable. It&#8217;s not like Trevor Bayne won the Daytona 500 earlier this year or anyt&#8211; OH WAIT HE WON THE DAYTONA 500 EARLIER THIS YEAR.</p>
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		<title>VIDEO: Last ten seconds of Mavericks-Heat NBA Finals Game 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 03:51:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ACH MEIN GOTT!]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Ralph Kiner on batting helmets being for sissies</title>
		<link>http://mocksession.com/2011/06/video-ralph-kiner-on-batting-helmets-being-for-sissies/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=video-ralph-kiner-on-batting-helmets-being-for-sissies</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 19:20:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An extraordinary story.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Cardinals fan heckles Brian Wilson about lights going out at Busch Stadium</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 04:10:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SIT DOWN, WILSON!]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Mike Emrick speaks on behalf of the Geico Gecko</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 03:16:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Geico Gecko thanks you for watching. The Caveman says "screw yourself."]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Raffi Torres&#8217; game-winning Game One goal</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 03:11:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["I know a lot of you like to wait until the last minute. WELL THIS IS THE LAST MINUTE!"]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Alex Burrows bites Patrice Bergeron</title>
		<link>http://mocksession.com/2011/06/video-alex-burrows-bites-patrice-bergeron/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=video-alex-burrows-bites-patrice-bergeron</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 01:29:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OM NOM NOM]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Chris Berman doesn&#8217;t know how walk-offs work</title>
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		<title>Notes on: A regrettable weekend in deceptive advertising</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 02:36:02 +0000</pubDate>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This past weekend I was taken aback by two egregious instances of networks deceiving their audience (and in one case, possibly, their own announcing team) with &#8220;viral&#8221; advertising campaigns for (in FOX&#8217;s case) a network television program and (on ABC) toys.</p>
<p>Saturday night&#8217;s Reds-Braves game featured the following incident:</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/wilfred/"><i>Wilfred</i></a> is a remake of an Australian series premiering this summer on FOX&#8217;s cable FX channel. Of course, if you didn&#8217;t know that (which I didn&#8217;t, and I presume most of the audience didn&#8217;t) you wouldn&#8217;t recognize the character from a show that hasn&#8217;t premiered yet. But FOX is known for this sort of crowd-shot promotion:</p>
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<p>(That&#8217;s a shot from the 2009 All-Star Game, when FOX lingered on a shot of a character from their then new program <i>Fringe</i>.)</p>
<p>What&#8217;s troubling is not the shot of the man in the dog suit followed by the eerie silence and the Wilfred promobug, it&#8217;s that Thom Brennaman and Eric Karros play it up like it&#8217;s a random event. This means one of two things:</p>
<p>1. FOX is actively misreporting live events, portraying them as real when in fact they&#8217;re plants designed to promote a new television series, or<br />
2. FOX is promoting television programs on another network without bothering to inform their own announcers that the promo is happening.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not sure which is worse, but either option is unethical and deceptive to the audience.</p>
<p>I <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/bubbaprog/statuses/74647338035052544">tweeted</a> a screencap of the dog suit and quickly received <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/PDATL/statuses/74658407134658560">this retweet</a> from THE GUY WEARING THE DOG SUIT. I can&#8217;t tell what his role in it is, nor does his Twitter suggest he has any connection to FOX, FX, or anything else. He might have been hired on the street as he went into the stadium to wear the suit. </p>
<p><b>UPDATE</b></p>
<p>I have acquired video of two other FOX games Saturday night in which the same &#8220;viral&#8221; promotion was run and handled much more professionally than in Atlanta. </p>
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<p>I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m doing this, but I have to praise Joe Buck for something. Straightforward, explains to the audience what&#8217;s going on, and actually markets the product. </p>
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<p>Kenny Albert has a bit more fun with it here, but again makes it clear that they&#8217;re promoting a FOX-owned TV show. It really makes you question at this point if somehow FOX forgot to tell Brennaman and Karros that they were running the promo or if they purposefully didn&#8217;t let them in on the joke.</p>
<p>(Thanks to <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Catatifish">@Catatifish</a> for the video.)</p>
<p>In the end, though, FOX&#8217;s under-the-radar promotion of a stupid TV show pales in its offensiveness when compared to what ABC pulled after the Indy 500.</p>
<p>Prior to the Indy 500, stunt driver Tanner Foust <a href="http://www.indystar.com/article/20110530/SPORTS0107/105300351/Indy-500-Day-has-thrills-Hot-Wheels-big-jump-but-no-chills-it-s-hot-?odyssey=tab|mostpopular|text|FRONTPAGE">broke the world record for jumping a truck</a>. I don&#8217;t believe it was televised live, but I could be wrong (I was asleep). It was, however, featured prominently in the program that immediately followed the ABC Indy 500 broadcast, something titled &#8220;IZOD Presents Hot Wheels Fearless at the 500.&#8221; The program purported to be about the preparation for the record-breaking jump, and showed Foust (whose identity was obscured, despite him having completed the jump and having been revealed as the driver hours before) training with &#8220;Team Hot Wheels.&#8221;</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a screencap of him training from the broadcast:</p>
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<p>Wait, what? Driving an IndyCar upside down? </p>
<p>It didn&#8217;t take an eagle eye to recognize immediately that <i>IZOD Presents Hot Wheels Fearless at the 500</i> was not, as ABC would have you think, a reality program about the preparation for the real-life jump that happened hours earlier, but instead was a fictional program about turning Hot Wheels matchbox cars and tracks into real-life things. See:</p>
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<p>You might say that the obvious actors playing scientists and stunt drivers would give away the fictional nature of the program to anyone who watched it.</p>
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<p>Hey, that&#8217;s Mario Andretti! He&#8217;s a real person!</p>
<p>The program concluded with a slickly-edited portrayal of the morning&#8217;s jump, though urging the audience to go to the program&#8217;s Facebook page for the reveal of the driver (which, I noted, had happened to anyone paying attention hours earlier). </p>
<p>Here&#8217;s how the show ended:</p>
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<p>Yes, as if you hadn&#8217;t figured it out by now, it was all a 30-minute infomercial.</p>
<p>Here are the significant ethical and legal issues with ABC&#8217;s broadcast:</p>
<p>1. It conflated actual events with fictionalized ones in a program that was presented as being reality.<br />
2. It violated FTC law.</p>
<p>You might respond to 1. with &#8220;okay, but obviously nobody is going to think the upside-down car or the cliffside track were real.&#8221; Except <a href="http://www.wishtv.com/dpp/entertainment/hot-wheels-stunt-jump-sets-world-record">Indianapolis&#8217; WISH-TV reported the events as truth</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Hot Wheels also has executed stunts modeled on other toy set concepts, including a cliff drop down a twisty track with steep plunges, and an upside down run that left the driver temporarily unconscious.</p></blockquote>
<p>That&#8217;s extremely troubling. Either the reporter viewed the program and didn&#8217;t notice that it was fictional, or ABC/IZOD/Mattel published FALSE PRESS RELEASES ALLEGING FICTIONAL STORIES WAS REAL. </p>
<p>(Hint: <a href="http://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20110524005664/en/ABC-Broadcasts-Hot-Wheels%C2%AE-World-Record-Breaking-Distance">Mattel published a press release alleging fictional stories were real</a>.)</p>
<p>Again, that could normally be written off as modern promotional methods except <b>the entire event was based around something that DID happen</b>. </p>
<p>As for FTC rules, <a href="http://business.ftc.gov/documents/bus35-advertising-faqs-guide-small-business">they&#8217;re extremely clear about infomercials</a>: Advertisers cannot mimic the format of news reports, talk shows, or other independent programming and must clearly disclose THE PROGRAM YOU ARE WATCHING IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT at the beginning. The program violated both FTC rules.</p>
<p>To conclude, FOX and ABC both committed a severe disservice to their audiences through deceptive tricks and not disclosing the nature of their advertising. In ABC&#8217;s case, they broke federal law. We should demand more from our sports media providers.</p>
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		<title>VIDEO: Unscheduled F/A-18 flyover at Wrigley Field</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 May 2011 20:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEGATIVE GHOSTRIDER THE PATTERN IS FULL.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Jimmie Johnson crew chief Chad Knaus drops f-bomb live on FOX</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 May 2011 03:06:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michael Powell wishes he still ran the FCC.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Wild ending to 2011 Indy 500</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2011 19:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<title>VIDEO: Corey Patterson walkoff homer in the 14th and Hawk Harrelson refuses to call it</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2011 21:44:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Immense butthurt from Hawk.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Curt Menefee thinks the country is called &#8220;Hungaria&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2011 19:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's an ally of Canadia.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Steven Stamkos takes a puck to the face</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2011 01:29:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[AND HE WAS BACK ON THE ICE MINUTES LATER]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: David Price nearly killed by broken bat</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2011 01:23:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<title>VIDEO: Buy me some penis &amp; Cracker Jack</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 22:09:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ozzie Osbourne would be proud.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Bulls fans inform LeBron that he sucks</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 03:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[They're not terribly fond of LeBron.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Buster Posey gruesome injury</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 06:31:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[buster posey]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[LEGS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY]]></description>
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		<title>MOCKSESSION VIDEO: Krejci&#8217;s Head&#8217;s Ringin&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 04:04:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BONK]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Did a Phillies fan cost them a run?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 02:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He put it in his hat.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Jeremy Roenick&#8217;s ejaculation puns</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 01:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Everything]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hockey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jeremy roenick]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA["I know you all like it when I say disgusting things on-air."]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Bizarre ending to Sharks-Canucks series</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 05:01:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's off the net, no, it's IN THE GOAL]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: TNT&#8217;s pervert cameraman</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 02:23:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He's also apparently into old chicks]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Child (assaults?) David Beckham on the pitch</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 20:39:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[david beckham]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Either he wanted to hug him or he wanted to hurt him.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Joakim Noah&#8217;s gay slur</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 01:28:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HE PULLED A KOBE]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Doris Burke doesn&#8217;t know she&#8217;s live</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 01:14:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[3...2...1... no wait]]></description>
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		<title>RAGE: Andrew Bynum&#8217;s Facebook Wall</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2011 22:13:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<title>VIDEO: NASCAR Darlington havoc with Kyle Busch and Kevin Harvick</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2011 03:56:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before getting out of your car to beat someone up, engage the parking brake.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Final out of Justin Verlander&#8217;s no-hitter</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2011 22:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[27 up, 27 down.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Come to North Dakota, where we&#8217;ll hold you hostage</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2011 15:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[north dakota]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[North Dakota wants you to visit so they can kidnap you. ]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like when states promote themselves. The Sprit of Massachusetts is the Spirit of America, Virginia is for Lovers, et cetera. But this spot from North Dakota, which ran during halftime of the Everton-Manchester City match on a Saturday morning on Fox Soccer Channel, IS TERRIFYING.</p>
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<p>Boy, those people sure seem happy to be in North Dakota. And not at all like they&#8217;re reading lines at gunpoint.</p>
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		<title>VIDEO: Derrick Rose gets &#8220;M-V-P&#8221; chant &#8212; in ATLANTA</title>
		<link>http://mocksession.com/2011/05/video-derrick-rose-gets-m-v-p-chant-in-atlanta/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=video-derrick-rose-gets-m-v-p-chant-in-atlanta</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2011 02:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[NBA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bulls]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe Dale Murphy was in the house.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Final out of Francisco Liriano&#8217;s no-hitter</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 02:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[francisco liriano]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[He'd never thrown a shutout. He'd never even thrown a complete game. UNTIL NOW.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Star-Spangled Banner before Capitals-Lightning game</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 23:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Everything]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hockey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Capitals]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[He was KILLING it until his voice cracks.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: MARV ALBERT &#8212; &#8220;REACHAROUND SPURT&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 05:55:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[marv albert]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Marv Albert raps his bedroom preferences.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Geraldo Rivera mobbed</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 06:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[geraldo rivera]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Geraldo Rivera is clearly upset at the rowdy crowd within which he reports]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: &#8220;HE&#8217;S DEAD! LET&#8217;S PARTY!&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 05:47:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[IT'S AMERICA!]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 03:25:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 01:06:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2011 18:17:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<title>VIDEO: Matt Halischuk Predators-Canucks 2OT game-winning goal</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2011 05:16:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2011 17:37:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's not a goal.]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 23:51:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LET THEM PLAY!]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Gary Neal&#8217;s buzzer-beating season-saving 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 03:23:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[grizzlies]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[UTTER DEPRESSION FROM GRIZZLIES ANNOUNCERS]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Nathan Horton series-winning OT goal for Bruins over Habs</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 02:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ZOMBIE NATION]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Heckling is forbidden in Boston</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2011 23:59:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PUT AWAY YOUR NOISEMAKERS, CITIZEN. ]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Alexandre Burrows series-winning OT goal for Vancouver Canucks</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2011 05:12:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Canucks sweep in 7.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Lucic hit on Spacek</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2011 00:39:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[His jaw looks fine!]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Joe Thornton series-winning OT goal</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2011 05:15:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thornton is short for Tim Horton]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Maynor buzzer-beater</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2011 03:22:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's more than half-court.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Derrick Rose in &#8220;KISS FROM A ROSE&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 03:06:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you know that Derrick Rose's eyes become large and the light that he shines can be seen?]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Michael Ryder OT game-winning goal vs Canadiens</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 02:01:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Breaking the Habs' hearts again.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Morales 90&#8242; Equalizer in CONCACAF Champions League Final</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 04:04:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[USA WON CONCACAF]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Ray Hudson really, really does not like laser pointers</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 21:12:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MESSI MESSI MESSI LASERPOINTER]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: T.J. Ford Buzzer-Beater vs Bulls NBA Playoffs 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 03:45:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TO TIE THE GAME!]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Kevin Durant is a madman</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2011 02:58:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<title>VIDEO: Amar&#8217;e Stoudemire: BEAST MODE</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2011 02:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a losing effort.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Last 20 seconds of Knicks-Celtics</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2011 02:04:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[RAY ALLEN FOR THREEEEEEEE]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Crazy last two minutes of Arsenal-Liverpool</title>
		<link>http://mocksession.com/2011/04/video-crazy-last-two-minutes-of-arsenal-liverpool/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=video-crazy-last-two-minutes-of-arsenal-liverpool</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2011 18:08:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Soccer]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was over, but it wasn't over, then it wasn't over some more.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Jamie Carragher knocked out cold vs Arsenal</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2011 16:35:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He took a knock on the noggin.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Edwin van der Sar wants somebody to shove</title>
		<link>http://mocksession.com/2011/04/video-edwin-van-der-sar-wants-somebody-to-shove/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=video-edwin-van-der-sar-wants-somebody-to-shove</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2011 18:41:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dave Pirner or Winona Ryder: who turned out better?]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Joe Pavelski game-winning OT goal</title>
		<link>http://mocksession.com/2011/04/video-joe-pavelski-game-winning-ot-goal/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=video-joe-pavelski-game-winning-ot-goal</link>
		<comments>http://mocksession.com/2011/04/video-joe-pavelski-game-winning-ot-goal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 05:29:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hockey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kings]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE PRIDE OF AMERICA.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Portland Timbers chainsaw celebration</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 04:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CUT THAT WOOD]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Semin OT goal lifts Capitals over Rangers</title>
		<link>http://mocksession.com/2011/04/video-semin-ot-goal-lifts-capitals-over-rangers/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=video-semin-ot-goal-lifts-capitals-over-rangers</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 03:08:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hockey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Capitals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Semin sends Washington into ecstasy.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Kobe&#8217;s gay slur (isolated court audio)</title>
		<link>http://mocksession.com/2011/04/video-kobes-gay-slur-isolated-court-audio/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=video-kobes-gay-slur-isolated-court-audio</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 19:04:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[NBA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kobe bryant]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Soviet MiG-15 is a common epithet Kobe Bryant spews at competitors and referees.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: &#8220;LOOSE BALL FOUL&#8221; starring Ronnie Brewer &amp; Anthony Carter</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 02:22:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bubbaprog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I will grab you by the junk.]]></description>
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