This was track #2 on the 2006 EP, and refers to Westwood One’s coverage of the Christmas Eve game between Tampa Bay & the Browns played in Cleveland when Marv Albert & Boomer Esiason were the radio team (and Bernie was still married).

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It’s a parody of Dar Williams’ 1996 song “The Christians and the Pagans” though knowing that isn’t essential to appreciating “Bernie & the Boomer.”

Music written by Dar Williams
Lyrics (c)2006 Timothy Burke

Vocals, guitar, organ, all other instruments: Timothy Burke