From the 2007 Holiday LP:

This is track #8, a parody of Run-D.M.C.’s “Christmas In Hollis” from the 1987 album A Very Special Christmas.

It refers to the following events that were major Pinellas County news in 2007:

Rachel & The Homeless Guy

David Boston’s DUI

Hulk Hogan’s son’s car wreck

“Bachelor” winner Mary Delgado’s attack on the Bachelor

Largo’s city manager fired for being transgendered

Music by Run-D.M.C. & Rick Rubin
Lyrics by Timothy Burke
Vocals & additional samples by Timothy Burke

(Download the mp3)

Related posts:

  1. Holiday Music Countdown: “Don’t Feel Like Christmas At All” (2005)
  2. Holiday Music Countdown: “Don’t Need Anything” (2007)
  3. Holiday Music Countdown: “Holiday In Bavaria”
  4. Holiday Music Countdown: “Bernie & the Boomer” (2006)
  5. Holiday Music Countdown: “An Anarchism Christmas” (2006)