From the 2007 Holiday LP:

This is track #8, a parody of Run-D.M.C.’s “Christmas In Hollis” from the 1987 album A Very Special Christmas.

It refers to the following events that were major Pinellas County news in 2007:

Rachel & The Homeless Guy

David Boston’s DUI

Hulk Hogan’s son’s car wreck

“Bachelor” winner Mary Delgado’s attack on the Bachelor

Largo’s city manager fired for being transgendered

Music by Run-D.M.C. & Rick Rubin
Lyrics by Timothy Burke
Vocals & additional samples by Timothy Burke

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