@bubbaprog: Jim Harbaugh is flashing us a massive trollface. HE KNOWS SOMETHING
@CaptainAnnoying: Harbaugh seems like the kind of guy who’d announce “I’m going to the 49ers” from the podium in his postgame victory speech
@kidchamp: nothing like watching a nationally televised game and hearing the stanford band play “date rape” in the background.
@bubbaprog: “Do I have a chance at landing Harbaugh as my head coach? Neigh!”
@bubbaprog: Having conquered Orlando (and, apparently, Michigan State) the Capital One vikings headed south to invade Miami
@RickMuscles: Looks like a poodle is trying to escape out the back of Marecic’s helmet.
@Dennymayo: JEBUS CHRISTO, PAWL
@edsbs: Tyrod Taylor’s ass is full of touchdowns, and he will not hesitate to pull one out at any moment.
@CaptainAnnoying I want to take Tyrod Taylor’s TD throw out behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
@edsbs: Jim Harbaugh seems like the kind of guy who gets into random fights at Subway.
@vandalute: I SAID MORE MUSTARD YOU DUMB *&*! – JimHarbaugh
@lincolnboehm: Jim Harbaugh seems like the kind of guy who would get along well with Charlie Sheen
@HS_BHGP: Jim Harbaugh seems like the kind of guy who would loudly demand an upgrade at Hertz.
@Nastinchka VT”s cheerleading unis: IMMACULATELY ENGINEERED
@Coconut1Baby0: vt tech cheerleaders need to cover up
@bubbaprog: WHO LET BEAMER EAT THE EMPANADAS
@Dynamo_Diva: The CEO of Discover looks like an older version of the Cragislist Killer. Like if you don’t pay your bill he’s gonna take off your eyelids.
@bubbaprog: Obie knows: NEVER TRUST A GINGER. (Always call ahead to see if they accept Discover.)
@ourhonordefend It’s nice that Kenneth from 30 Rock found a new career as Discover’s CEO.
@joshinnes610: I dont know if thats the CEO of Discover or Molly Ringwald from season 1 of “The Facts of Life”
@shiz_maldonado: Was that the CEO of Discover or Dauber from Coach?
@shermanjon: Is it me or is the Discover Card CEO’s hair as off-putting as his card is to most retailers?
@_BlakeEddins: Inspiring to see Roy Munson persevered through the tough times that followed his freak bowling accident to become CEO of Discover.
@DouglasAngle: Smarty’s Like A Track Star… Smarty’s Like A Track Star
@edsbs: As a good luck charm the Stanford assistant who faceplanted should do that on every drive.
@jacob9008: Man ya’ll see that stanford coach fall when dat nigga caught that ball!? Smh.
@chrislittmann: And let the tweets about Tyrod Taylor’s mom being asleep start … now.
@StephanieBengal: She’ll be awake for the draft
@willcabaniss: Someone wake Tyrod Taylor’s mom up so she can watch Andrew Luck rip out her son’s heart.
@SpreadHDGFX: Tree fense? Nice pun there Stanford… you’re witty.
@Bobby_BigWheel: UVA Students’ Reach School is killing UVA Students’ Safety School in the Orange Bowl.
@DrSaturday: Harbaugh visibly terrified of the pending Gatorade bath. They’re just taking you for a ride, coach.